#if u die I’ll kill u 😡😡😡😡😡

[assiraphales]

laughing my ass up at the thought of kuina being appointed zoros guardian angel, because if she can't be the greatest swordfighter in the world he HAS to do it and her just constantly cursing and breaking all the overworldly laws to keep him alive despite all of what he does constantly haha. Just constantly being like.. I'll keep you alive for now, but once you die I'll kill you myself twice more for all of this.

in the beginning kuina thinks that it can’t be that bad. he was a hotheaded kid, but in the years since her death he’s come a long way — both in skills and maturity. he leaves the dojo dead set on making his mark on the world. on hunting down dracule mihawk (oh my god is he crazy?? he’s seventeen, talented, but not ready). he immediately gets lost (great), becomes a pirate hunter, makes a name for himself, and is he serious? letting the marines tie him to a post for three weeks? she has her work cut out for her, that’s undeniable, but surely it’ll only get easier from here. THEN he meets luffy

[keylimeimagines]

BESTIE I DIDNT KNOW U WRITE FOR CICERO!! If you want and have time maybe some cicero x listener/dovakiin fluff hcs? u dont have to!! 💗💗💗

CICERO MY LOVE!! after all he went through, he deserves someone who’ll love and kiss him (aka me‼️)! of course i’ll write this, and i hope you enjoy!

this man doesn’t care about what gender the listener is, because if they’re the listener, he’s gonna fall head over heels for them anyways <3 we love a pan icon

he will forever praise them, but the second they start to praise him, he tries to deny their kind words

“Oh dear Listener! Cicero is nothing but a poor keeper! He does not deserve your ,oh so, kind words! If anything, YOU should be the one praised!” as he says, but the listener is very stubborn

hugging him will probably get him to cry (due to his time in solitude) same thing with kissing him. venting will also reveal this softer, more vulnerable side to him (please hug him, he deserves it)

seeing the listener in battle for the first time will have him frozen with hearts in his eyes (ESPECIALLY if the listener is fighting a damned DRAGON)

while they are out on some mission or quest (and they didn’t bring him along 😡), he’ll happily do things for them until they get back (like the malewife he is)

will literally die for them, but would be surprised if they said that they’ll die for him too. he’s never had someone say that to him before, ya know?

flowers from him are so often, he finds it a very simple way to show love, and would be honored if they brought him flowers too! and yes, flower crowns are a common thing

one second, he’s a psycho maniac who’s killing people left and right, the next, he’s with the listener making flowers crowns and lying in their lap smiling and giggling

i want someone to look at me the way cicero looks at the listener. the adoration and love in his eyes shows it all; he is so in love with them

don’t be fooled though, he still has his moments. sadistic jokes shared between them both, murder dates, you name it. just tie that in with some wholesome couple stuff and you’re good to go :)

if the listener has also gone through a form of solitude, god, will this man never leave their side. that way, they can be alone together <3

nazir has to deal with cicero constantly talking about them, and he is this close 🤏 to stabbing him to shut him up (babette has to reassure him that it’s not that big of a deal)

cicero is basically a big simp for the listener and we love him for that!!!!

[f1nalboys]

the collection live post thing lol

-i like this opening scene way more than the first one i’ll say that

-also asa is literally just going 😡🔪🪓🧨 like go do ur job

-just waiting for everyone in this party to violently die

-asa thot dropping on the light fixtures he’s such a whore

-where’s my sexy man arkin

-there he is <3

-ooooh i like how they show the traps in this one ALSO THE FUCKING TURBINE SHIT??,, BAD ASS

-douche canoe gets to live w only a pinky cut off? 🙄

-this bitch didn’t help arkin like ??? what else can u do????? annoying as mf

-again how does asa even find the time/energy to make these traps?

-why would she stay there while he friend gets crushed to death? id hate to see that

-CMON ARKIN LETS GO BAE

-do car alarms just not go off when someone lands on them LMFAO

-ok so why did they handcuff him? my man was KIDNAPPED

-taken meets the avengers

-this mf breathes like he’s 89 years old and an avid smoker

-arkins accent heheh heheheheh

-lmk when a bra strap can actually open a fucking chest

-asas kind of stupid

-asa more like assa amirite

-this guys a douche when is he dying

-‘you already abandoned the girl once you gonna do it again?’ man go fuck yourself SHE ABANDONED HIM FIRST U CUNT

-be nice to arkin or asa will kill u

-i wanna reas the wiki you see if paz dies so badly i love her

-can they just fix the mfing lights already!!???? I CANT SEE W THE FLASHING U BITCH

-my sister can’t watch this bc of the flashing lights so now i’m gonna have to do a play by play

-arkin what is with u man you were in this fucking place for however many months why r u not looking where u walk and put ur hand 🙄 i love my men stupid

-we got arkin in that sexy grey undershirt now 😝😝 i would drink his sweat sorry idk who said that i was hacked

-asa is a little bit of an artist as you can see

-freakazoid

-asa is so mean can’t the man give it a rest for just a second

-also he’s stupid as hell arkin was literally not even 2 feet away from him and he somehow misses him 😐 i think this guy likes the chase

-go find paz u bitches

-these mfs could’ve been saved if they had listened to arkin just sayinggggg

-don’t trust abby that bitch she’s a liar

-can lucello die already i want paz to live forever and ever

-question r we supposed to care abt elena or whatever her name is? bc i don’t

-i like abby i feel bad for her

-abby is a cunt nvm

-haha she died literally quick as all hell hehehe

-OOOH THE SCENE OF ASA KICKING THE DOOR OPEN LOVE JT

-damn rip the dogs my bitches haven’t done anything wrong

-tubi is giving me too many ads 😐

-would the third collector movie be called the collected 🤔

-NOOO HIS ARM 🤮🤮

-elena was a little too happy to break arkins arm 🤔

-asa is such a bitch like man let them leave 🙄 he rlly killed paz and for what????? bc she was a girlboss??

-arkin get tf up and get outta there let the other mfs die idc abt them

-paz should’ve lived i hate asa

-stab him in the FACE don’t punch him

-OH MY GOD HE JUST STABBED ARKIN IN THE FACE

-i was talking to arkin abt u asa god damn

-genuine question here, asa LITERALLY caught on fire so how did he survive?

-anyways

-arkin dropping to his knees abt to die in the fire us so dramatic king u could’ve jumped over the fire but at least elena was literally thinking at all

-ok i didn’t realize how far away from the door he was LMFAO ur forgiven babe

-damn arkin been through a lot :/ i don’t give a single fuck abt elena or her storyline i care abt arkin am i a misogynist

-so annoying that asa somehow made it out of there it rlly makes no sense but i’ll let it slide bc if the end scene

-yesss arkin beat his ass!!! lock him in the trunk king!!!!!! i hope the collected 3 is arkin torturing asa like he deserves <3

-oooh was asa the little boy that they mentioned on the radio? abt the dad going crazy and killing the family and setting them up at the table for thanksgiving bc he ingested chemicals from taxidermy???? interesting

-‘you here to kill me?’ boy get in the trunk

-nice punch arkin babe 😝 do that to me while we fuck

-hacked again sorry

-the stupid animalistic growls asa lets out r so funny to me

[omilkandhoneyteao]

good luck don’t die or else I’ll kill u 💔

Dude my procedure(s) are tomorrow so I can’t eat for another 13 hours but like I literally have nothing my body like absolutely nothing I am just bones and the occasional brain cell 🤪🤪

ALSO NO ONE TOLD ME THAT LIKE WHEN YOU DO A COLONOSCOPY/ENDOSCOPY PREP YOU REALLY COLD AND WEAK 😡😡😡

[namjoonxorg]

BTS as Things My Friends Have Said Part Three

“You passed out from the flu vaccine? You’re not special sweetie” (Hoseok)

“Just saw a girl on tiktok waxing her friend’s vagina... no thanks...” (Namjoon)  “Are you saying you wouldn’t do that for me?” (Seokjin) “Yes I am.” (Namjoon) “Fake friend.” (Seokjin)

“Witches can’t accept jesus.” (Seokjin)

“I hate gays because I hate myself.” (Jungkook)

“I may be stupid, but I’m not dumb.” (Namjoon) “Debatable.” (Yoongi)

“!! Fuck the surveillance state !!” (Jungkook)

“My mom lost our elf on a shelf...” (Taehyung)

“If I killed someone would you be surprised?” (Jimin) “Yes.” (Yoongi) “Yes!!” (Taehyung) “Thank you :)” (Jimin)

“You know it’s bad when T.J.Maxx isn’t safe anymore” (Seokjin)

“My new theory is that LGBTQ actually includes straight art girls.” (Seokjin) “Straight art girls are the true ally” (Taehyung)

“I missed a lot but yeah Grace is a bottom” (Yoongi)

“well noodle man wasn’t very domineering” (Taehyung)

“What does this mean?” [a picture that matches my personality best with Remy the Rat’s] (Taehyung) “That you’re a top” (Jungkook)

“No dick no balls and kind of funny looking” (Seokjin)

“Turkey won’t be the only thing being slaughtered on thanksgiving😤😡🍽️“ (Seokjin)

“Means more coming from lesbians” (Yoongi)

“Ruin! Thanksgiving! It’s a racist colonizer holiday anyway!” (Namjoon)

“Instead of slashing someone’s tire you muffin it... a muffin hate crime” (Taehyung)

“Can I use my graduation tassels as a belt?” (Hoseok)

“Girlfriends that take anti-depressants together stay together” (Yoongi)

“These melatonin gummies taste so good” (Jungkook)

“I hate capitalism. Fuck capitalism” (Yoongi)

“I love you and our future titty art.” (Namjoon)

“VAGINA ART” (Taehyung)

“Can I be a menorah instead of a tree, John?” (Hoseok)

“I either die or shit my pants in this world... or both...” (Hoseok)

“Marie kondeez nuts.” (Jungkook)

“I should snort my next round of meds” (Jimin)

“SHES GAY YOUR HONOR” (Jungkook)

“u can listen to ur news i’ll be listening to my harry potter podcast😎“ (Jungkook)

[f1nalboys]

this is my ‘the collector’ live post i’m gonna edit it as i go and post it once i’m done so i don’t bombard y’all

-the mfs in the beginning deserve to die bc who walks around in their pitch black house 🙄

-ew these opening credits….. maybe i just don’t like the music choice but i’m like 😡

-ok so arkin knows the family i guess? idk

-he’s so sexy i want him so bad y’all…… i would FUCK him so god damn hard y’all wouldn’t believe it

-jill shut the actual fuck up PLEASE

-arkin why don’t you come in my box 😝😝 if u get what i’m saying babe

-his wife is kinda sexy hehe

-milf and dilf powercouple

-arkinnnnnn ur a little thief but ur sexy so it’s fine

-the collecter walks like a fruit i know that bc i walk the same

-waiting for the sexy sexy scene of arkin when he gets his face grabbed by asa and he looks breedable

-damnnnn he’s fucking michael up 😭 asa ur a lil monster fr

-15-24-7 everyone remember that ok

-most fucked uo thing asas done so far is breathe in that lady’s face bc i just know his breath is rank as fuck

-not arkin searching through all of the drawers like mf he SAID the bottom one. ur wasting time

-ngl to yall id get the rock and just fuck off there’s no way i’d even try to help these folks 😐 does that make me evil….it’s just like,,,, i can’t help! at all! i’d try but id lowkey just look for a way out 😭 i’d die regardless i guess

-ok maybe id try to help instead of just leaving but idk 🙄

-NOOO THE POIR CAT STUCK IN THE ACID????? WHAT THE FUCK THIS MANS EVIL

-this yalls man fr 🤔

-NOO THE CAT GOT SLICED IN FUCKING HALF I HATE IT HERE

-arkin yelling at the lady while she’s getting tortured LMFAO

-jill avoiding all the traps cuz she’s horny JFJSJDJ

-EW THE WAY HE LIVKED HIS LIPS WATCHING JILL GET FUCKED?,, FREAKAZOID

-there’s sm nipple in this movie

-asa is such a weird little freak LMAO

-THE BEAR TRAPS??? what is wrong w him omg

-arkin just leave babe y’all could not fucking catch me here any longer than that lol

-arkin is too good i don’t give a fuck abt that little girl tbh

-not them electrocuting the wrong guy

-also how tf is asa unable to locate or kill the little girl??? mf how many people have u tortured and kidnapped at this point???????

-RUN ARKIN RUNNNNN

-HES RLLY USING TGE MFS HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM

-r these noises fucking asa screaming??

-HERES TGE SEXY SCENE IF BREEDABLE ARKIN LETS GOOOOOO

-personally i think asa has too much time in hands like how long do y’all think it took to set up all those traps??? my man needs a hobby i think

-he only takes one fr

-sorry it happened to be u sexy arkin lover babe

-IS HE PURRING

-asa furry confirmed????

-i think there r nicer ways to wake him up rather than cutting his forehead asa

-no ass on him that’s why he’s a serial killer

-is he digging out his teeth w the chisel???

-i like the effects on asas eyes

-the way arkin had to be homophobic to get asa to come back and beat him up sir that’s the por calling the kettle black ain’t it

-i mean if asa rlly wanted to fuck him up he could’ve just killed the girl

-or try to get bugs to eat through his stomach, that works to i guess

-asas evil little dogs damn

-arkin let me fix u up babe plssss i’ll take care of u hehehe

-the random noises they put over asa is so weird like what is he doing

-is the dog gotta eat this little girl 😭

-arkin hurry up bitch let’s GO

-this is why i’m a cat person

-HE LIT THE DOG ON FIRE 😧

-the stuffed fake dog was rlly something tho

-isn’t there 2 open windows upstairs? why don’t they go through those???

-HAHAHA he got stabbed by the knife chandelier 😝

-HIS WAILS OF PAIN LFJWJCNWONFKWJDJSJS THATS SO FUNNY

-NOT THE POLICE CAR RUNNING ARKIN OVER COSNCINWIDJE

-wonder what happened to arkin a daughter and gf ex lady

-the added the scream from asa like he’s in the fire or something

-also this little girl has GOT to have extreme ptsd from this

-THE AMBULANCE???? also damn arkin was strapped in tight tryna save the emt

-asa is so extra taking arkin w him like man u could’ve just killed him then and there 🙄

-how tf did he survive the knife thing tho 🤔 if it was anyone else they’d be deadzo…. anyways time to go watch the collection hehe

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

The, Trade off!

Ok, here are a few DON’T’S  !!! 

❌Don’t Wanna be a : 

Cow/Bull 

Cat 

Dog 

PONy ! ... fuk Horse’s ! 

Rabbit 

Frog 

Pig 

Ok, those are the Race’s, i Do NOT Want, and Want Nothing to do with. 

Dragon 

Mind flayer aka Octopus 

Beholder .... 🤷🏻‍♂️ And no 1 Is Going to kno, Just ! wtf, that even is 

But as a Beholder i’ll Get to be Have 10 Eye’s that give off Lighting Beam’s and i can even do a Super Kamehameha, of Lightning ! ⚡⚡⚡ 

( Don’t Ask Me Where n the flying fuck’ i’m Going to be able to find a  Beholder dreaming of a Storm ???? or for the Fact, even more where the Hell .... even hell a Beholder even is ... ) 

Aka a Storm Beholder or a Sylph Beholder ! 

10 Eye’s of Lightning ! or Shoot out Mini Lighting Orb’s that Bounce off everything and Shoot all 10 of your 1010′s making a MASSIVE !!! STROM OF LIGHTING ORB’S BOUNCE OFF OF !!! EVVVVERY ! THING !!!! CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYY !!! 

Fuk’n Nut’s ! A Sea of Lightning ... Orb’s. 

Maybe i’ll Even Be Able to Create Tornado’s ... 🤩🤩🤩😍🤣👍🏻 😀😄   

Dragon ! 

Meh .... not Much Care n thsi One ... i Don’t think i really Wanna be a dragon when the Beholder life is FUCKING INSANE !!! dragon are Boring and Dry Creature’s ... and i Not Talking about being not Wet. 

Yet thay got power n all but the only reason i thought dragon was becuz of the RED 1 !!! 🤩 but i don’t want to be Pure red .... i Want Gray and or Sliver and i Wanted the Nature of Silver Mixed with the Insanity of the Red and the Evilness as well. 

Evil as a Red Dragon, ... and Kind and Loving as a Silver one, also 2 and as well. 

idk, Maybe a Red dragon fuk’s a Silver female and i can Come out with a Mixed of other random, Dragon’s as well ... Keep in mind there is a Litter of Egg’s.

Mind flayer’s .... the real brain Eater’s .... Unlike Zombie’s ... 🤮 Both are gross ... the Idea of Eating a Person’s Brain JUST !!! to gain all of there data is Horrifying and yet Intriguing ... for you know people are NNOT Going to tell you everything and you’ll never know There thought’s and ALL of there feeling’s THERE Alwasy Going to be Keeping secret’s from you. 

And the, data of you need to .. KILL OR BE KILLLLLEDD ! 🔥_🔥 IT’S EVERy FISH FOR THEM SELF !!! 

( Heavy Metal Music ) 

is SHIT !!! HORRBLE !!! AWEFUL !!! FUCKING AWEFUL !!! 😡🤬🤮 

but it’s do or die ... if Ya Want to be a epic, Mind flayer, Ya Gotta do it AND you get Psychic Power’s and so that is a PRO for the soul, and all of the data u get in Life you get to Keep a Copy of it in death. 👍🏻 

Psychic Power’s, HOLY FUCK THE DATA Per Person. a Mass of Kin, that is and will Back u Up. AND YOU BETTER DO THE DAAAAAM ! SAME !!!! HUO RA !!! 

it Won’t Be a Hive, but is Going to be Ally’s ... and thay Give a fuk about u and you to Same to them back. 

As the Beholder you get to Just be a Monster, With Power’s and Paranoia and a brain that work’s in over time ot Whoop as, over power and ... ??? Who else know’s wtf being a beholder will hold for a Soul. 

and it Easy to see that new One’s are Created becuz of .... Soul’s 

there Near by and WANT ! to become a B e h o l d e r  

So thay Grab on and let the Bond Happen’s ... before you know it thay Joined the race. 

Re Cap’s 

Dragon = POWERFUL Body, Can fly with Wing’s, Made of 100% reptile energy, Has Power’s, can Have Shock, fire and Cold breath, Depend’s on Type of Dragon. Can use Magic and Can stand for Justice .... and or Be a Pure evil Mindless Wrath ! 😈 

Beholder’s = POWER ! POWER !! AND MORE FUCKING POWER !!! 

Super Alien ness, No Idea what else there is to be one, YOUR DEAM’S HAVE POWER 🤩 

LIGHTING ! LIGHTING ! AND MORE FUCKING LIGHTING !!! OMG ! YES ! YES ! YEEEESSSSSS ! 😍🤩🤩🤩 OH ! HEL YES !!! GVIE ME THE POWER !!! 

and your a PURE INSANE !!! PSYCHO !!! BEHOLDER’S ARE PSYCHO’S !!! I LOVE IT !!!! I WANna JOIN !!!  RAGING PSYCHO’S ! OH ! YES !!! OH ! FUCK ! YES !!! 

AND IN REAL LIFE !!! THERE IS NO FUCKING NNNNEEEERRRRFFFF Universe aka God WON’T NERF IT !!! FUK YESS ... 

FUCK YES ! 

Crazy Stupid fun ... and every t i m e you Dream u make a Baby ... AWESOME !!! COOL ! 

and your Brain, can Work into Over drive and no one CAN CATCH YOU BY SUPRISE ! 😈😈😈 try n Stop me Noow, Bastard’s i see u ... n u and ALL OF YOU !!! TIME TO GET THE SHIT SHOCKED OUT OF YA !!! MILLION’S AND BILLION’S OF WATT’S !!!! 

and out of the 3 ... ii Listed Beholder, is the Most fun ... youu get to be a Wild Asshole’s FULL OF POWER !!! .. 

YOU GET TEAM MATE’S !!! YOU GET ALLIES !!! 🤩🤩🤩 

and you get ton’s n ton’s of Power and other’s Have Paranormal Power ! .. FUK !!!